A grown man who still runs around in a cape throwing things and playing hide and seek with a clown.
Joker: grow up batman.
Batman: at least I stopped using my moms makeup, wait I can't.
by Derek Wolfe October 24, 2016
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-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.

-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".

-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"

Me- "No, i'm playing COD"

Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"

Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"
by rage'n'dane January 15, 2013
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Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.
"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"
by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012
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Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles
Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"
by mrbigmclargehuge August 28, 2011
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When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.
"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."
by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015
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