You do this when a girl has fallen asleep when you are giving her some of your best moves. If this happens keep tossing yourself off and smear cum all over her face in the shape of batmans mask. Then ejaculate again and this time smear the cum in a bat shape all over her chest.
My girls a bitch she never appreciates my good loving am gonna jump in ma batman
mobile
by Sneezy123 October 03, 2007
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1. Adj; Describing someone of great skill.
1. Woa, that head shot was amazing! That sniper is SO Batman!
by Sully13 March 27, 2010
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To go off immensely over the most minor thing because you are Christian Bale-like in demeanor.

Batman is the new Mr. T.
/batman For World of Warcraft reference.

I just went batman on that mofo, I told him to stop touching those damn lights.

Stop yelling at me /cry..... BATMAN!
by Fr33PwnyR1d3$ February 03, 2009
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when you give a girl a facial, and you cum in her hair, u stick some of the hair up like batman ears. if there is excess cum, use it to white out her eyes.
by huskies12 April 29, 2010
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a ex-gang member turned vigilante, using unconventional methods to fight crime
Gang member 1: Yo, homie I wonder how Bruce Wayne got all that money. Batman be so tough an' shit.
Gang Member 2: Yo little homie, back in the day dog, back in the day ? Bruce Wayne was a straight up G. Just like us. He made that money selling crack, selling weed an' pimpin'. But then the cops did some Guantanomo shit on his ass an' he became a snitch an' a crime fighter. He reps the blue an' grey cos he still a crip.
Gang Member 1: Thanks dawg for droppin' that knowledge.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 06, 2006
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An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years by various comic book artists turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??

Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by Mobius5by5 April 26, 2008
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A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.
Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?
by Brian Zard April 24, 2014
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