A person who does Pookie and is Mexican. They will also use the term "therefore" every chance they get. They also don't like their rooms to be hot. A Batlan can also be called a Redo
Alan is such a Batlan he didn't want to play PS4 because his room was too hot.
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawnowning freak