The crime-fighting, accountant cousin to Batman.
Guy #1 - "Dude did you see Batjew last night?"

Guy #2 - "I did! That was so crazy. The second you dropped that quarter he snatched it up like your mom gets ahold of cake!"
by Thadeus Maximus January 26, 2009
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