When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.
Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.
by Mia Butthurts February 15, 2017
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The act of inserting one's entire penis and scrotum into an anus or vagina. The difficulty of that feat is akin to getting three dogs to take a bath at once, hence the phrase 'three dogs in a bathtub.'
Fitting my whole package into Sarah was harder than putting 3 dogs in a bathtub.

Or:

Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.
by Slime Church February 24, 2011
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You're screwing a girl in the ass. You try to get your nuts up in there as well. It's about as tough as trying to get the dog into the bathtub.
If you have a tuna can, it really is impossible to get the dog into the bathtub.
by oas August 27, 2006
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When a guy and a girl sit at the opposite ends of a bathtub and the guy turns around and puts the water spicket up his ass. Then turns the water on full blast and leaves it that way until he is so full of water he can’t hold it and the pressure is pushing him off the spicket. He then turns around and blasts his girlfriend with his ass water.
Jeff Lee is a master of bathtub ass splashing.
by dr. awful March 26, 2010
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In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.
I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.
by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019
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1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.
by I wish I was Scandinavian July 20, 2013
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