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1) Misspelling of bastard
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.
1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.
by The Third Monkey August 30, 2011
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.
by Dr Fred October 08, 2017
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Basturd: Noun
1.) A person (usually a man) who has no father or is father less. Usually the husband or boy friend leaves the mother and does not take responsiblility for the child

Adjetive
2.) A Jerk, Asshole Butthead, a dick, jackass. Bassically just a word used to scorn some one. mean word.
If her mom would even know who the dad is mabey she wouldnt be such a basturd child.

He's not living with his parents any more cause he found out hes a basturd child. See his mom had him and his real dad left thats when his current "father" steped in and took advantage of her while she was vonerable.

That Basturd took my money and wont pay me back.
by Jacob Shaheen January 11, 2006
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