A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.