term used for a person who is better than everyone else and can pwn n00bs left and right. usually friends with homos such as a john may, or guitarists like a garret ison.
dude that guy's sweet he must be jacob bastian
by THIS IS GOD WHO WROTE THIS April 07, 2009
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A guy who makes you very happy and loves you for who you are.
He is such a Bastian.
by Neli Phatass June 06, 2021
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Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.
"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"
by Captain Schack November 20, 2018
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