Urban Dictionary: Basterd

A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.

by Jane Oak August 01, 2009

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes

by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010

I never met my father so therefore, I m a basterd.

by ah la mode May 08, 2009

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003