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Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
by Sergio_MTL December 01, 2013
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.
Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
by Hexis July 25, 2008
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A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
by AM DAN March 26, 2008