A bassoon is a musical instument that some say looks like a bong. Traditionally, it's made of wood, but they can be made of this crappy plastic stuff. (plastic bassoons don't sound near as nice as the wooden ones.)
Bassoons produce a dark rich tone in the hands of an experienced player. However, anyone else sounds like they're killing a large beast.
Bassoons require a double reed.
Bassoons produce a dark rich tone in the hands of an experienced player. However, anyone else sounds like they're killing a large beast.
Bassoons require a double reed.
by Janetjet March 20, 2005
by satilo March 20, 2005
by im from maine bitches January 5, 2007
by babaloulou November 16, 2003
Generally, bassoon players have very little luck in love and very little action in bed. This word can define a player's personality, or be used as an insult, when said to someone very much the same way Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!"
Trombonist: "You're such a dork."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."
by Jack Cole March 19, 2005
Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
by Valetudo March 24, 2004
"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."
copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."
copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts
by dave_CO February 2, 2007