A bassoon is a musical instument that some say looks like a bong. Traditionally, it's made of wood, but they can be made of this crappy plastic stuff. (plastic bassoons don't sound near as nice as the wooden ones.)

Bassoons produce a dark rich tone in the hands of an experienced player. However, anyone else sounds like they're killing a large beast.

Bassoons require a double reed.
He started playing bassoon last October and sounded terrible, but now he's great!
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due to the nature of the instrument, bassoonists are quite good with their tongues.
Wow, you kiss like you play bassoon.
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to perform a motorboat on a womans vagina
adam is bassooning the shit out of that girl and she likes it.
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A woodwind instrument which resembles a bong.
What the hell, is that kid playing a bong?
No, it's a bassoon.
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Generally, bassoon players have very little luck in love and very little action in bed. This word can define a player's personality, or be used as an insult, when said to someone very much the same way Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!"
Trombonist: "You're such a dork."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."
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Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.
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Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.
"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."

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