The best sport every invented. Inspires passion, love and a lust for battle. The skill level required for this sport required is high above any other sport, including American football. Basketball is just plain plainly the shit. Where you dunk and put your NUTS in the motherfucker's face. Where you can shoot a 3 or a J and cover the opponents face with sperm because you just FACIALED HIM. But yea it is a pretty awesome sport.
Nick: yo lets go ply some basketball
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face
by ShadyBaller604 September 06, 2009
by StashDaFlash October 29, 2010
A very complicated sexual trick involving your left pinky and a random foot. It is considered almost dangerous to perform unless you have perfected it in practice.
The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.
by Dr. French February 23, 2009
A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.
basketball player: want to play basketball
me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more
me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more
me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
by basketballsucks June 26, 2010
A sport where black people run, shoot and steal. Just as if they were still in the ghettoes of Atlanta "Da A-T-L". Also a "sport" that the boys play while the men are playing hockey. Requires no skill what-so-ever,and the players whine about only making 70 million dollars in a season. Commonly called a sport, but in reality is not.
Ex. 1 -
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!
Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!
Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.
by D-Drizzle Money April 15, 2008
by bRANdd0N June 06, 2009
Amanda: Dude I feel asleep playin basketball with Jenni.
Randi: Damn that bitch must have been borring as fuck yo.
Amanda: Yeah she deff. was i woke up and bounced outta that joint.
Randi: Damn that bitch must have been borring as fuck yo.
Amanda: Yeah she deff. was i woke up and bounced outta that joint.
by ranner September 08, 2005
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