May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
A common misspelling of the Arab name "Bashir", which, like "Bashar," means "deliverer of good news." The current holder of this rare naming is a man from Los Angeles who likes to study astronomy and make video games with his friends while scarfing down watermelons and beef ribs and making himself fat. He is obsessed with anything that can be described positively and, while working, he will do something stupid and cause a scientific discovery. Talking to him will make your IQ go up and down at the same time.
*Example 1*
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
by bashdash4 May 14, 2013
3
Basheer is a name often used on white Lebanese people. They are also known to be so white that they can be used as artificial suns. They also embrace their basic white bitch personality; a Basheer who does things that he thinks makes him so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy shoes and shit, if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of shoes and clothes. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.
Son: "Daddy what is that blinding light"
Dad :"Son, that's the rare creature called Basheer."
Son :"Why is it so rare?"
Dad: "Because they are originally from Lebanon"
Dad :"Son, that's the rare creature called Basheer."
Son :"Why is it so rare?"
Dad: "Because they are originally from Lebanon"
by Saloom911 May 15, 2018
4
A amazing handsome person who often losses his temper. Won’t share his feelings with anyone.Basheer’s really like sports and are usually 6 feet tall. He will sacrifice for the greater good. Really likes to learn and is really hard to come across.
by Silly Vader May 13, 2020