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A basement is a place you keep your hostag- I mean your things you don't want in your house... it's important that there's stairs down to your basement so when the hostag- I mean things you don't want in your house are trying to escape you can break their ankles so they can't run. And it's also important to have a baseball bat.
by Sangwoos.feet.fetish. December 01, 2020
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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"Can we be let out of the basement now?"
*shits down laundry shoot hitting a child with the turd*
"what the fuck is that?!"
*shits down laundry shoot hitting a child with the turd*
"what the fuck is that?!"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020