Person 1: I drank so much that on the walk home I went base over apex, skinning my knees, and bruising my forehead!
Person 2: Well that will teach you for drinking too much, hope your ok!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak