To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.
After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!
by Bowl Nidre February 26, 2018
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Insignificant little fart bubble who deserves to be punched repeatedly. An ignorant scouse cockwomble who plays with himself.
I hate my ex husband. He's a proper Joey Barton.
by Qatar wifet May 10, 2016
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A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.
The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.
by nakedchoker April 21, 2011
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Ruby barton, is the most amazingly beautiful, gorgeous, perfect, smart and funny girl in the universe. When she giggles its like an angel singing, and her killer smile melts my cold heart. She is loving, affectionate and her kissing and licking of your face will always crack a smile. I am lucky to have her as a girlfriend.
guy 1- hey is that Ruby barton?
guys 2, 3, 4--- daaaammmmnnnnn
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one of the hottest chicks i've ever seen on television!
she's sooo cute

known from o.c. california as marissa
basic instinct
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i'd love mischa to suck my d1.ck
by wallawalla March 03, 2005
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An actress best known as Honey in BBC soap opera Eastenders.
Ed: That Emma Barton who plays Honey in eastenders is quite cute isn't she?
Jon: Not arf
by legless July 23, 2006
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Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!
Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!
by ChooseRedBull June 26, 2010
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