That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.
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by Mike Hunt February 04, 2004
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when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole
"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."
by andrew fucking fisher August 27, 2006
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Cheap ass vodka thatll get ya fucked up for a low fee.
Yo Nick lets go down to Regis, pick up some bartons, and get maryann and other freshmen drunk and FUCk!
by Peterthefrog April 23, 2006
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1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.
"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"

"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"
by 13243546tadpole March 11, 2013
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A cheap vodka often used in well drinks or used to get poor underaged undergrads drunk.
We were so broke that the three of us pooled together $11 to get a 1.75 handle of Bartons
by Saf the Gaf May 30, 2006
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1. When someone makes a grand error.

2. A very embarassing moment.

3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.

2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.

3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
by 7 Mile Massacre April 14, 2006
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