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A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.
by paul March 10, 2004
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Although Mike claimed his poor round of golf was due to a bird chirping on his backswing on the second tee, we all knew his excuse was a bartman.
by Brett P. October 20, 2003
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To touch a foul ball and get blamed for your team losing the series even though the second baseman, who gets paid millions of dollars booted the next ball that could have ended the inning
Retarded Cubs Fan: Can you believe bartman touched that ball?
Smart Cubs Fan: Yea but we still could have won if we didn't boot the next play and then suck in the last game.
Smart Cubs Fan: Yea but we still could have won if we didn't boot the next play and then suck in the last game.
by haveyouseenmybaseball April 21, 2004
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to reach for a foul ball and blow your team's chance to go to the world series for the first time since your grandpa was 8; to be Bill Buckner's best friend; to be a hero in Miami
by schlong October 15, 2003