Urban Dictionary: Barte

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

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Bart

A fart that sounds like a bullet when it comes out, very rapidly and smelly.

Dude- that bart reeks like turd! Better check your underwear.

by sabrinaantwatch December 25, 2007

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barted

When you burp and fart at the same time.

I was drinking a Coca Cola and I barted. It was awesome. True story.

by Bartmaster January 20, 2012

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bart

VERB
The act of farting and burping at the same time.

Yo dude, my chick totally barted last night during dinner. It was soooo hott! Too bad we were eating with her parents, 'cause I wanted to fuck her right then and there.

by HAM I AM August 10, 2006

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Barted

Another name for being high after hitting a “bart” (slang for THC cartridge).

I was so barted after hitting the Bart 12 times.

by Bigboyantyur July 08, 2021

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Bart

Noun: the toilet water splashing up against one's chafed taint after dropping an extremely large chocolate nugget into the bowl.

I often wondered if experiencing a Bart in an unsanitary public restroom could lead to a bloddy, pussy rash

by Rude Pooters January 08, 2009

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The BART

What non-locals call BART. Mostly people from L.A.

Duh-har, I'm gonna take the BART. Duh duh duh!

by doughnuts October 22, 2013

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