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Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.
Me: omg im so sad rn I rlly need to vent! *vents*
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.
by Talc Headquarters January 28, 2021
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chubby boy in an orange shirt and blue short-shorts who thinks he's cool.

he takes advantage of milhouse
BART: "im hip and with it. milhouse do my homework or i will stop being your friend."
by milhouse April 18, 2005
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a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
by Randall September 27, 2003
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You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes
Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother
by God wooozer August 17, 2021
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Another name for a dab pen or “cart”. Usually used when there are people around that shouldn’t know that you are getting high. Most of the time the user just says “Bart” or “Simpson”.
Josh: “Bro can I hit the Bart Simpson
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute
by TheFuck69 February 15, 2021
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