Take the best person in the world and divide him by two, then multiply him by four. That's Barrett. Barrett is the kind of guy that would buy a toaster for a homeless guy to use as a part of an insurrection against communist government for the greater good of all mankind nine times before breakfast. He also is irresistible to females, and it is rumored the Zodiac Killer was trying to kill every girl that wanted Barrett, because he was jealous that he couldn't have him because Barrett is not interested in males.

a sad man that loves coffee and cries in his freetime

The best boy. EVER.

He’s the most amazing, dorky guy you could ever meet. He’ll make you smile at your darkest moments, and you can laugh with him all day long. You need to keep him close, after all, he’s one of a kind. He’s a bit shy at first, but once he opens up to you it’s a whole new level of friendship.

A funny, nice, kind, artistic guy that's probably in Madison Middle.

Garretts can be the most genuine, kind guy you meet or the biggest asshole in the world. Usually the former. He is hilarious and talented. Loyal and intelligent. Great taste in all forms of entertainment, but acts condescending about it. He has adorable crazy hair and brown eyes that see right through people. Very indecisive. Comes off nerdy but still manages to get all the girls. Caution: you may fall in love. This would be very unfortunate because you could ruin the best friendship of your life. Note: you will often find Barretts around Tylers. He is ok with the nickname CareBear.

A Barrett is when a man coats his scrotum in a sweet syrupy substance, most likely jam or honey, and after this application, journeys to the outdoors, where he lets small animals, like cats, mice, dogs, and sometimes racoons scrape and nibble on his scrotum.

PETA are keen in the art of Barrett Slapping, and say "it is the closest you can ever getting to nautre, without raping it"