May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The act of loosing one's dignity during a drunken night of being creeped on ultimately hooking up with that creep. And being shamed in the morning.
Girl -Oh man guys I got Baroned.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!
Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!
Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.
by Girls who've been Baroned March 08, 2009
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I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.
by Hunterman September 20, 2019
4
When you are statistically far ahead in any event, game of chance with victory in sight and ultimately end up losing in an inconceivable fashion.
I got dealt Kings deep in the money and lost to an runner wheel after being Baroned.
19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.
19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.
by madDanD November 12, 2012