The act of inserting your own index finger into your ass crack to achieve a high level of ass stink then sneaking up behind your best friend and rubbing your finger under his nose to transfer your ass stink onto his upper lip.
After soccer practice, Bobby came up behind me and gave me the fucking nastiest Baron Von Stink Finger ever. I just about threw up.
by gkriz September 11, 2009
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A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles
BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs
by Lord Snaffles April 08, 2005
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A depressed man, usually because he made the same mistake multiple times
No one:
Marc Barone: I’ll fucking do it again
by PDizzle1 March 22, 2020
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Young astute college educated who choose to surround themselves with like minded individuals. These gentlemen of leasure tend to gravitate towards attractive females for companionship and affection. Moth Barons appreciate the finer things in life and do not settle for less than they desire.
That guy is a total Moth Baron, he chats up all the attractive girls but picks their physical appearance apart.
by Bbag1354$ December 19, 2016
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He is a very napoleon type of guy small but funny and wants everyone to be his friend. You need a Baron in your life he is very smart, funny, and can always have your back. He also can be quite rude and explicit sometimes. But it's very occasionally.
Who is that?

My friend Baron
by Laughingbluetoes September 06, 2021
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Beautiful, handsome, every single girl in a 50 mile radius has a wet pussy when near a person name Baron.
Girl: Why am I so wet?
Girl 2: probably a Baron nearby
by Baron The Great September 12, 2020
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Occurs when a bitch ass motherfucker notifies the whole hockey team that you stepped foot in their house. You will know that you have been "baroned" when a different motherfucker texts you the next day. You probably did nothing.
"Barone said..."
by Jazzie Robinson November 18, 2017
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