man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.
man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.
man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
by lanstopher March 05, 2009
(N) an unattractive person at a bar or pub who is always there. When a customer approaches the bar it is unavoidable to get a drink without being attacked by this unattractive person.
Bro, this girl is always here at this bar. Does she live here?! Every time I try to get a drink I get attacked by that bar barnacle.
by JMEHL October 16, 2014
by joeyfingaz April 23, 2019
by Stretch October 03, 2003
Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.
Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.
Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."
Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."
Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."
Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."
by sexylady111 September 27, 2012
by sean mcguire October 23, 2005
Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
by NoodleDoodler February 06, 2014