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Barnabas Collins is a real vampire, he doesn't sparkle but actually burns like a vampire, he drinks human blood and if he were to meet the Meyerpire known as Edward Cullen Barnabas would kick his ass.
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,
Barnabas Collins was cursed as a vampire in the year 1776, but is later responsible for the restoration of the Collins name and reputation in 1972 and is a key participant in the destruction of the family's longtime nemesis, the beautiful but spiteful witch Angelique Bouchard.
by Netherman14 August 02, 2013
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by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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The sexiest vampire ever. Was originally played by Jonathan Frid, who was awesome at doing it (RIP). He became a vampire in 1795, and couldn't resist his thirst for blood. He could kick Edward Cullen's bitch-ass from Collinsport to Tiennamen Square. Barnabas Collins is a true legend, and I'm glad that I watched the original series (1966-1971) on Hulu.
Me (a 17 year old female at the moment this was put on Urban Dictionary): God, I wish I could meet someone like Barnabas Collins, he's HOT!!!!
by Bloodthirsty Vampire November 15, 2020
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The sexiest vampire to ever exist. He would do anything for his friends (even kill for them by strangling or drinking the blood of his foes). Barnabas is the kind of guy who will help you if you have a problem. If you get on his bad side, he will show you no mercy. Barnabas spends his days sleeping in a coffin, and his nights drinking blood or helping those he cares about. If he was real, he'd be 257 years old, as he was born in 1763, and became a vampire at age 32 in 1795.
by Bloodthirsty Vampire December 14, 2020