Urban Dictionary: Barm Cake

A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.

Dont be stupid you barm cake

by Macc Lad July 19, 2004

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When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake

Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake

by Leepy March 22, 2006

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you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

by theflightymadam August 02, 2009

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To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

by Matty d September 30, 2014

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