Jeez shouldn’t have eaten those bran flakes I’ve got a right case of Barky Bowel

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

I tried to run but the Sharp Barky Boi caught up and yeeted me into next week.

jimmy: dude that test was way too easy
john: dude you aren't barki

Bavo: dude i'm gonna smoke a blunt before class
Haiko : bro you're not barki