May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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1. A women of extreme hotness characterized by ass, tits, and a face that are nothing shy of exceptional.
2. A term used clandestinely to describe a female that is spanky
2. A term used clandestinely to describe a female that is spanky
by Noah Webster January 27, 2005
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When someone rips a ferocious fart, causing nausea for all within 20-65 yards, depending on wind factors. Some barkies may cause burning of nasal hairs, staining of underwear, and suicidal thoughts.
The beach cleared out after she dropped an intense Barky.
She thought it was just a barky, but she pooped a little
Dude, that was the worst Barky I’ve ever smelt
She thought it was just a barky, but she pooped a little
Dude, that was the worst Barky I’ve ever smelt
by JoeyBologna April 10, 2018