a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...
Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"
by badback9 October 18, 2007
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A word meaning to emasculate someone. Coined after Bob Barker, host of the game show The Price Is Right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.
I gave my dog the Bob Barker so he would not have puppies.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005
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(n.) Very talented, former Blink182 drummer. He used to be so awesome. Then he left Blink182, married a barbie doll/pamela anderson look-alike, got his own ridiculous MTV reality show, and joined the very odd Transplants, who kinda suck.
Newlyweds, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, and then Meet the Barkers.
by xximxnotxokayxx June 02, 2005
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A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.
Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate
by Reality355 April 27, 2011
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an author of hauntingly, disturbed horror novels which overthrow the awe of reading a Stephen King novel.
Clive Barker bringeth severe evil from the ink of his pen.
by Ixy July 29, 2003
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Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles

Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)

Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.

Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ April 26, 2007
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When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling
"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."
by Batman43 August 15, 2015
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