1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"

3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.
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(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.
(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!
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A person who eats an abnormal ammount of food
to do a barker - to eat a hell of alot
barkering - eating an abnormal ammount
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Lame person that has sex with dogs and plays wow all day.
You damn barker! Stop banging Bailey and leveling your rogue!
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n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion
by AJ Barrow September 20, 2005
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To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity
I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob
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