To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

Getting screwed over or blatantly setup.