by chroni March 08, 2009
by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018
When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 10, 2011
kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"
by russ sharp January 16, 2012