When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.

Another word for back fat.

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.