Six finger country, home to 'Bargonians'.This is the place to go if you want to marry your cousin, get stoned, and drink piss at the traino, call strangers 'mate', or have a life career on the dole. Bargo grows as Australias economy falls, as per Julia Gillard government. Bargo also houses the colliery situated on some of the most picturesque land in Australia.

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.

Bargo is the definition of getting an amazing deal when shopping. It's way better than a bargain.