A football philosophy devised by the late great Sir Barf which was implemented in the greatest football sides of the century such as Macclesfield Town, Paris FC and Bolton.

This style of play simply can not be put into words, but you will know it when you see it because of it orgasmic fluidity and ability to make even the most hardened men shed tears.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.