A football philosophy devised by the late great Sir Barf which was implemented in the greatest football sides of the century such as Macclesfield Town, Paris FC and Bolton.

This style of play simply can not be put into words, but you will know it when you see it because of it orgasmic fluidity and ability to make even the most hardened men shed tears.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods