The feeling equivalent to being dragged behind your stolen car 50 km/h on a dirt road in your underwear while your family is being shot, your girlfriend breaks up with you, you're losing your job and hair and the nails you ate yesterday are finding alternative ways of exiting your body.
It felt bård.

I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.

I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.

Fuck the king, i wish he was bård
by budda April 08, 2005
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To show a person that he/she has just been majorly insulted
Billy: I have a new girlfriend
Tom: Dude, that's your cousin
Billy: No... wait... you're right
Tom: Ha ha, DANG BARD!!!!
by Bard Master January 08, 2005
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a girl that makes out with other girls when on drugs
"Dude did you hear how Bard made out with that chick?"
"Yeah man, i totally knew she was a clesbo"
by Weenermeyer November 14, 2005
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When saying "my bad", insterting bard rather than bad is a nice twist that is not expected. Or you could just not be a fuck up and never be at fault to have to say "my bad".
Damn, I want to split that bitches' oak. Oh my bard man, i didn't realize that was your mom.
by Pedro December 04, 2003
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1) When one is speechless to say anything else, she says the word "BAARD" for no absolute reason...

2)Bard is the 2005 synonym of "word"...
1) Bob: So how's your day today?
Kurtis: iight
Kurtis: ...
Bob: BAARD!!

2) Bob: waz good nizzle...
Kurtis: nutin much..
Bob: o word up..
Kurtis: nah man..BAARD UP!!
by illestdemon January 30, 2005
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