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Hey did you see joe. He’s totes bapkin
by Bapkin Boy October 14, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Cross between napkin and boob such as wiping face upon boob in event of face spillage. the act of placing head into female breastal region.
Alan was delving into some fine bapkin action at that foam party last night.
by bapkinsfortheboiz October 15, 2011
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Humans combined with all the stupid shit they do.
Those Bapkins detonated over 1000 atomic bombs before they thought it might not be a good.
by a Mexican nigga October 01, 2018
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