A man who thinks his life is a school, drama, and mystery anime all at the same time. He is the worst liar on the face of this earth and is known to pull the shittiest excuses out of his asshole. A very antisocial individual that is also a big pussy. Does not like being called a normie
person 1: Dude did you hear about that new kid in class?
Person 2: Ye, hes such a Bao Dao
person 1: I bet his life is a 7/10 on MAL
Person 2: Ye, hes such a Bao Dao
person 1: I bet his life is a 7/10 on MAL
by Dao Bao August 11, 2019
"Bruh, Andrew Bao has a Horse Cock."
by The.Last.Emperor November 6, 2020
Lmao I did for myself 😎. Bao Dan is probably, as in there's a like 99.99% chance, she's Vietnamese. She's hella dumb, likes to dress well, except for some days....das it? She's also a stereotypical asian👌
by depression_back_off December 3, 2019
A real league of legends virgin, has very few friends and a sickening attitude. Hasn't had any female interaction and plays fucking Zed. Has a really bad haircut and severe social anxiety, thinks hes top shit but really is just annoying.
by washmoney13 February 9, 2022
Hoang bao is an egghead who’s hair flew off at a young age. He uses the words “your mom” to communicate. His name means royal guard from Vietnamese but he is the complete opposite of what his name means. He is also a candy crush addict.
by G4m3rG1rl April 17, 2019