Banting

The present tense of banter

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"

by Classic Lawro June 24, 2015

bant

A l33tified version of wordBanned/word; To be prohibited from entering a forum, a game server, an irc channel etc.

Bob posted porn on Gamespot forums and got bant

by dz October 28, 2003

Banting

A low carb diet, named after William Banting. Formerly obese, he is known for being the first to popularize a weight loss diet based on limiting the intake of carbohydrates, especially those of a starchy or sugary nature.

Are you banting?
I'm a banter!
I'm on a banting diet!
Can all your banters please just eat banting friendly food, and leave the sugars and carbs for non-banters.

by GussD January 5, 2019

/bant/

one of the boards on 4chan. Basically /s4s/ but newer, and kooler.

has some /a/ on it. Cirno is queen.

mods : Moot sir, we need a new board for /a/ fags.
Moot : uhh,, idk just make it like /b/

then /bant/ was created.

by howHorrifying May 19, 2018

banted

A word used to describe past banter.

Guy 1: Did you butt fuck that girl Alisha in the crack den?
Guy 2: Bro, we banted about this yesterday
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by bettylandretty April 26, 2017

bants

(trendier way to say 'banter')
- a good time
- fun
- cool
-great

- "The party last night was so bants!"
- "All this homework we're getting these days is not bants!"

by mrs. bored April 2, 2007

bant

a girl with a big arse and no tits
Big Arse No Tits

"she was an old 'bant' but she went and got plastic tits now she thinks she's great ...but she still has a fat arse"

by gg bogan May 5, 2008