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The ancient, deranged king of Zimbabwe. He was notorious for playing the bongos, and growing coconuts that he hurled at people who tooted during his speeches. He was also well known for inventing the word "Dongo" and tooting all the time.
I just bopped you on the head with a coconut- you can just call me Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango!
by ItWasBangoDaWholeTiem February 28, 2014
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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is the egyptian equivilant for weed .....and its not just egypt its most of arabic countries

its smoked by the lower class of the mob .....not the high class ppl and the best bango ever is the sudanese bango
a: wat did u do last nit
b: smoked some good shit
a:hash?
b: nop, bango
by vodca333 December 14, 2009
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Scouse, for making things very obvious.
Smigga - ''Smash da window n jump in, jus don't make it bango lad! ''
by CapitanStu September 16, 2007
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Word used to substitute any other word; ie. the greatest word ever created
Jim: Dude I broke your lamp
Jon: Aw, bangoes

Bob: Yeah, Bangoes over here likes men
Gay Guy: Aw, bangoes

Teacher: Sorry, you fail
Student: Son of a bangoes!
by Duncan R August 04, 2007
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Word of the '90s. Typically used as a single-word exclamation of goodness, realization, or anger.
"Bango! I got it!"

"Yeah, you know that's right. Bango!"

"Bango! I missed the exit."
by lenexa_jayhawk August 29, 2007
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