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Slapping, hitting or thwapping one's manhood after asking the question "what's the capitol of Thailand?".
by JB January 19, 2004
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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It’s used for when messing or wanting to hit someone in the nuts you would say “what’s the capital of Thailand” and then say BANG COCK and nut shot them
by Huntard67 September 23, 2019
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When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.
First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"
by cro-magnum January 05, 2009
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An act by which a victim is struck in the testicles after the assailant asks a question pertaining to the victim's knowledge of the city Bangkok or by which someone is struck in the testicles unprovoked and the assailant exclaims BANG COCK during the attack. In all cases the assailant will exclaim BANG COCK during the attack. Is a play on words pertaining to the capital city of Thailand which is Bangkok. Likely originated from peoples amusement with the name of the city sounding like "bang cock" and this amusement was then expressed in a physical act of throwing an object or striking, in some way, someones testicles while exclaiming the name of the city.
Bob: Hey bill do you know what the capital of Thailand is?
Bill: dude fuck you, not again..
Bob: **Strikes bill in the bag for the 3rd time** BANG COCK!!
Bill: dude fuck you, not again..
Bob: **Strikes bill in the bag for the 3rd time** BANG COCK!!
by psyentist420 March 15, 2009