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Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
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permission to have redemption or pity sex with a person after experiencing a premature ejaculation event. (See Do-Over)
"I wasn't going to have sex with that guy again, but he was nice, so I gave him a bangover."
by TheMadKan2 October 23, 2009
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the after-effects of bad and/or regrettable sex from the night before.
My buddy Ryan shouldnt have had sex with that girl last night. He is suffering from a brutal bangover today.
by stevesupernova April 07, 2011
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The way you feel after having a night of drunken sex.
Ugh, I have the worst bangover from that guy last night. Where did he go anyway? Are those his shoes? God, my vagina hurts!
by Stoney52 November 05, 2009
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a common male feeling of disappointment shortly after (sexual intercourse). Usually accompanied by: a loss of respect, mild disgust, aversion, and repulsion.
dude 1: Dude, are you (banging) stacy tonight?
dude 2: No man, I was crazy about her until we did it, now I'm suffering from a severe bangover
by rubber rob December 06, 2009
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The feeling one gets after a night of bad sex.
She wasn't all that great. I woke up with the worst bangover.
by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003
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The headache one gets the day after drinking like a fish and then taking an "ED" pill so you can still get laid. Both the booze and the pill give you a pounding headache, so the result doubles the agony.
By the time I dragged her back to my apartment, I was shitfaced so I had to take a Viagra to ensure wood. She was hot, so the resulting bangover was worth it.
by maysfan May 22, 2009
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