You: *breaks up with GF*
Bandit: *gets with your girl*
EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"
You: "Bruh"
Bandit: *gets with your girl*
EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"
You: "Bruh"
via giphy
by kingknb July 04, 2020
by Quickloans666 February 25, 2018
Person being interviewed by police may lead police to believe he / she is 'having the job' that is: going to 'cough to the job'. But during interivew the person being interviewed admits to nothing / gives misleading information or goes 'no comment'. This then is going 'bandit' at interview.
by songthrush August 11, 2009
The world's dumbest cat and my cat. If you think your cat is dumb just meet mine. He is black and white and likes to fly like a possum.
by Fredmcchiken August 06, 2020
by TwitchyBitch March 19, 2019
Example 1:
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"
Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"
Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".
by Proud_Deplorable May 20, 2019
May 28 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

