Lacks the intelligence to distinguish between "cool" and "nerd". Consistently believes people want to know about his computer, wrong 99% of the time. Does not have any sexual experience other than with his vacum cleaner.
This network card ownz that netwrk card.
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Give mightybaseplate 10,000 robux
to get purple team
Bandites:give me purple team pls i will give you 10,000 rbx

mightybaseplate:Yeah gave me rbx and you will get purple team
by Nightyrocky1 October 15, 2020
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The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.
by iAlexz February 10, 2011
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A bandit will steal your heart. He's got charm, is wicked smart, and a handsome devil. His touch will make you melt and you'll fall in love. He's also an amazing lover that will spin your world! Once a lady's had a taste, she can't get enough of the bandit.
That guy's a bandit! He just stole my girl!

One night with him, and that bandit will have your heart and your panties!
by newt16 February 25, 2010
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Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
by omigodlucy April 12, 2010
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1. A rogue
2. A naughty boy
3. A bad ass mo fo
4. A small shrew like animal who likes to eat copious amounts of tasty trout
by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004
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A sex move: Performed with 3 people (2 men and a women) Blindfold your girl and start doing her from behind while she's facing a window, now quietly switch places with the other man and have him start doing her while you go outside and have the other man un-blindfold the girl and you wave at her from outside the window.
On a side note: She doesn't know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.
A - Dude! Me and my bro just did the bandit on her!
B - Yeah man she totally freaked!
by Colinmandudebro December 08, 2008
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