by TheLastPopFan July 03, 2009
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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by big chonker March 01, 2020
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An act of sexual promiscuity. Frowned upon in most cultures and religions.
When having sex, the male obtains a banana, peels it and inserts the banana into the unused orifice of the woman, usually the anus. The male then proceeds to place the banana peel over their penis before having sexual intercourse with the woman. After the male has climaxed, they take the banana out of the woman’s anus and get them to eat it.
When having sex, the male obtains a banana, peels it and inserts the banana into the unused orifice of the woman, usually the anus. The male then proceeds to place the banana peel over their penis before having sexual intercourse with the woman. After the male has climaxed, they take the banana out of the woman’s anus and get them to eat it.
"Hey Gregg, what did you get up to last night?"
"I just gave someone a bare bananarama!"
"I just gave a girl a bananarama then used the banana in my custard."
"I had a bananarama last night, it was dirt like."
"I just gave someone a bare bananarama!"
"I just gave a girl a bananarama then used the banana in my custard."
"I had a bananarama last night, it was dirt like."
by Matty B rrrrrrooooaaaaaaarrrrr May 21, 2007
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by thepornmissle November 05, 2009
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My computer runs on Banana-Ram-a. Did I mention that it's made from guava, banana peel, and apple cores...?
by The Mighty Minter July 17, 2010
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by Amanda February 10, 2005
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