banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

by Yeah, that guy November 28, 2010

banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!

JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!

by Sara Lee January 7, 2007

banana nut muffin

a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)

I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.

by Elliot the Dragon December 4, 2008

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 27, 2009

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 29, 2020

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016