one who eats a banana, then tapes the peel back together, stuffs it between two matresses and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with it.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

When a man microwaves a banana, then cuts it in half or cuts the end off and proceeds to fuck the now warm mushy insides of the nana.

Youve run out of insults, you look at the first thing in your room and boom.

BANANAFUCKER.

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a gay male that puts banana's in the micro wave..then has sexual intercourse with it.

a guy who always seeks out a girl who is Asian outside but behave/think as they are white.