Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
"Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself*"
"Guy 3: Bananas be crazy. Guy 4: *kills himself*"
"Guy 3: Bananas be crazy. Guy 4: *kills himself*"
by ShadowPuppyUD February 14, 2017
Banana. A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision Subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision nust be stopped
by Sebanstianstan February 14, 2017
A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .
Man that banana was tasty
That banana be Poppin
Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear
That banana be Poppin
Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear
by I am super cool March 22, 2019
Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel off their skin while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas aka Onision subscribers end up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the next Hilter?" Guy 1 "kills himself because he's a banana"
by I'm A Banana February 14, 2017
Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.
by Bricked March 25, 2023
A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.
*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
by GhostToastBanana April 21, 2019
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*
by IdrilSillara February 16, 2017