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When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor
Oww, dude I just did the banana splits
by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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Teenagers (usually skater boys), that put bananas and chocolate syrup on/in their shoes and usually crush it with their socks. The end result is called a banana split.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy in our class that had to eat a banana split?
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?

Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
by doughbrough November 21, 2020
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1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
by J. Michael Reiter May 06, 2005
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When you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them. The dick is the banana, shit= chocolate, jizz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.
Damn, Becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split...then she instantly regretted it when I asked her to eat it.
by mts311311 July 27, 2009
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The act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue.
'You know the guy I've been dating, the one with the split tongue? He totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued!'
by #awkwardconvos February 26, 2014
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A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.
A woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.
by Icepic March 21, 2011
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